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QUICKIE: BIRD KIRSHNER

American personality and defiantly NOT racist comedian Bird Kirshner has a laugh that is universally praised by the podcasting community. This app allows you to play Bird's world famous laugh ON DEMAND, hopefully interrupting a story or two!

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QUICKIE: COOL GUY CLUB GUITAR RIFF

Eruption, Stairway to Heaven, November Rain... These are just a few examples of songs that can't hold a candle to the guitar playing of the cool guy riff. NOW at your finger tips to melt the faces of cool guys anytime, anywhere!

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Daddy Lalogone: Slow Descent Into Madness

He started on Tik Tok as a simple gardener just trying to make a difference in this crazy, mixed up world. What happened next SHOCKED the world. Come follow Daddy Lalogone on his whirlwind journey into the Hall of Legends!

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COOL GUY OF THE WEEK: OCTOBER 13, 2021

This weeks winner of the Coolest Guy of the Week contest goes to Cutter tha Killer Clown! Cutter is back with his new track 'four horsemen', the follow-up to his smash hit 'machines within'. Congrats Cutter!

"“I’ve missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I’ve lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I’ve been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I’ve failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.”"
-Michael Jordan

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COOL GUY OF THE WEEK: OCTOBER 6, 2021

This weeks winner of the Coolest Guy of the Week contest goes to @rogerwatsonaurthor74 on tik-tik. Congrats sir, I hope the trend catches on! #bluelivesmatter

"Most people give up just when they're about to achieve success. They quit on the one yard line. They give up at the last minute of the game one foot from a winning touchdown."
-Ross Perot

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Tony Johns: We Up Outta Here.

Tony Johns is the fucking man. Period. End of story. This compilation was SUCH a pleasure to put together; I laughed, I cried, and I hope you do too. VIVA LA TONY JOHNS!

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Garth Brooks: Where are the Bodies?

Garth Brooks may have the voice of an angel, but we all know there are also many DEMONS lurking within. Get ready for some major CREEP factor! Where are the bodies Garth, seriously? The families deserve to know!

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QUICKIE: HONORING LARRY KING

For decades, Larry King was a fixture of American media and a pop culture icon. He was a true televison pioneer and helped shape what the medium is today. We are honoring his life by celebrating his greatest flubs!

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Robert Paul Champagne: Memory Game

RPC has forever been known as a man of many personas. From cop to cowboy and everything in between, Robert always has us guessing! To win, simply match the many faces of RPC and clear the board. First prize is a lease and a key!

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QUICKIE: I'M HAVING CHEST PAINS

This is a public service announcement: If you've been experiencing chest pains please play this drop loud and often to alert someone for help.

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Banana Split: The Unkle Shine Collection

This one is a doozy folks! Unkle shine may be one of the most prolific cool guys to date. The hits just keep on coming. From "I'm guna put my tongue in your ass" to "Just let me eat ya"; this one's got it all!

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QUICKIE: WATCH FOR WASPESES

Everyone's new favorite tik-tok is taking the internet by storm! You'll be able to amuse yourself for hours, this one never gets old. Watch out for Waspeses!

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Leo: The Complete Collection

The late, great Leo (aka Ed Asner) has touched us all in one way or another throughout the years. This beautiful tribute will have you in tears as you take a stroll down memory lane with our beloved Leo and his most memorable quotes

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Fedsmoker's Greatest Hits: Volume 1.

Fedsmoker lives on! In our hearts and minds, at least. This collection of fed gems has it all. Some of his best work including "touch my camera", "tata", "your done bud", and more. You wont want to miss it. Stay tuned for much more!

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